"Each year, as the Ides of April approaches, a deluge of douchebags, trust fund babies, and payment plan-enticed artistes join a gaggle of celebs in donning wacky, barely-there duds (think: Dazed and Confused on MDMA) and head out to the desert of Indio, California, for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival."
— Coachella, Oasis For Douchebags and Trust Fund Babies, Should Be Avoided At All Costs
"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie."
— Russian Proverb (via lovequotesrus)
"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."